In 1517, a monk nailed 95 reasons to reform the Catholic Church to the castle door in Wittenberg, Germany. Despite being branded a heretic and outlaw, Martin Luther launched his own religion, beginning the Reformation.
The Reformation empowered individuals to rise up and resist the oppressive Systems of Control of the day; Religion, Government, and Business. Luther’s treatise inspired America's Founding Fathers to incorporate concepts of individualism and free expression into the First Amendment.
In 2020, a rip-off artist from Chicago posted his single reason to reform Churches in America (above). When America was young, churches picked up the societal slack, running orphanages and homes for unwed mothers, feeding the helpless and homeless, etc. and in deference they were given a pass on paying taxes.
But churches today provide few, if any of these services, taking in over $74B annually, spent on everything from air-conditioned dog houses to hypocritical hookups with sex workers.
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